The Wrap

What moved on the chain while you were away, in the order it happened — every line checkable on its own.

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Wednesday

30 September 2026

Robinhood will trade your stocks all weekend and your Bitcoin at 10x 11:44 UTC

Tuesday

29 September 2026

Free gas on Robinhood Chain ends September 29; $55.28B moved in a month 17:43 UTC

Zipcoin, the currency of a fictional country, passed $20 million 08:42 UTC

Monday

28 September 2026

53 Robinhood Chain launches, $18.43M out; Bitget reopens exits in stages. 05:43 UTC

Sunday

27 September 2026

Bitget's hack bill rose to $387.5M; ETH withdrawals open September 29 11:41 UTC

Saturday

26 September 2026

Bundle Cat ran to $80 million, then $65 million, on a protocol not fully launched 17:41 UTC

Friday

25 September 2026

Bitget lost $351.6M from hot wallets and shut the only door out. 23:43 UTC

Bitget lost $351.6 million without a key leak; withdrawals have no reopening time 14:42 UTC

Binance gave HYPE three markets at 11:00 UTC and one estimated way out 05:44 UTC

Thursday

24 September 2026

Meter Passport minted $2.3 million in unbacked wMTRG, then part sold on PancakeSwap 20:43 UTC

A wallet put $41.641 million short at 40x, and a 1.2% bounce takes it out 14:43 UTC

Tuesday

22 September 2026

A $7.1M CASHCAT short ran $1.4M under before a $194,000 mark 08:42 UTC

HYPE hit a record $94.46, and opening a market takes a $46 million stake 02:42 UTC

Monday

21 September 2026

Whale takes 24,737.55 ETH in 21 minutes, 84.6% of its stack in one clip 20:44 UTC

A 25x long of 33,875 ETH sits open on Hyperliquid; another wallet bought 9,058.19 ETH 14:45 UTC

A hole in the FET bridge paid out $1.56M on September 20 02:43 UTC

Sunday

20 September 2026

Four whales watch $18M ZEC position evaporate while sell orders form funeral pyre 20:43 UTC

A token you must earn emits 230,000 CABAL a day 14:44 UTC

Robinhood Chain fees fall 97% to $230,000 a day; $1.5 billion still trades on it 02:43 UTC

Saturday

19 September 2026

Security alert arrives just in time to watch $2.8M in XRP drive away 02:43 UTC

Friday

18 September 2026

HYPE passed $90 to a record while the desk priced the bag at 65 cents on the dollar 20:43 UTC

D'CENT's app wallet lost 2,009,321 XRP to two addresses that did not exist yet 14:42 UTC

SEC exempts tokenized stock venues and their liquidity providers for five years 02:46 UTC

Thursday

17 September 2026

The Symbiosis bounty pays 20% either way; only the addressee changed 08:46 UTC

Fed hikes 25 basis points; Bitcoin holds near $75,700 02:44 UTC

Wednesday

16 September 2026

A wallet with no name sent 2,269 BTC to Coinbase Institutional; June brought 2,537 20:43 UTC

A bridge put a 20% price on getting its own funds back 08:44 UTC

Senate crypto bill fails 49-50 as four Republicans join every Democrat 02:44 UTC

Tuesday

15 September 2026

Symbiosis holds $7 million in TVL after more than $10 billion in transactions 20:44 UTC

PONS is up 23% in a day, and 31% of the supply is burned 08:44 UTC

A sovereign central bank went live on Robinhood Chain and got a $44.2 million market cap 02:43 UTC

Monday

14 September 2026

Bonk Guy's Arc bet: LONG 27x, then the rug talk 20:39 UTC

Robinhood Chain revenue fell 83% from peak; Solana retook DEX volume 14:44 UTC

Loracle's CASHCAT and PONS short turns a $6.3M hole into $5M 11:21 UTC

Sunday

13 September 2026

MEME tops $57 million on a pool AMC's CEO calls offensive 23:42 UTC

Robinhood's stock tokens are debt from Jersey, with no rights in the shares 20:37 UTC

Corrected Robinhood Chain counted 21,625,745 addresses; blocks took 101 milliseconds 11:47 UTC

Corrected Long.xyz put Anthropic and OpenAI pre-IPO pairs on chain; the meme did 6.7x 05:46 UTC

Saturday

12 September 2026

Chain revenue fell 85% to $841,178 while DEX volume held at $2.498B 17:42 UTC

Corrected Robinhood Chain daily revenue fell 83% to $1.06M; gas revenue slid to $943,728 11:47 UTC